Can the Earth Start Spinning Again?
The world has finally seen Suri. Can we all get on with our lives now?
Vanity Fair has a 22-page spread featuring the newest Hollywood princess and her ultra-famous mother and father in this month's issue - and no she doesn't have pointy ears or facial deformities ... she looks like a happy, healthy little girl. (Although I did hear that her parents have decided to raise her in the ways of Scientology ... oh well, we all carry one or two scars from our childhoods.)
So the mystery has been solved. Kate was indeed pregnant. She did have a baby girl. And apparently everyone is doing well.
Let us move on to the next celebrity and see how close our prying eyes can get . . .